Dope Wars + iPhone = iDope

If you're cool, and always wanted to be a drug dealer (or maybe was just interested for "educational" purposes) but never had the courage (or the stupidity) to do it for real, there is a likely chance you've played Dope Wars. Yes dope wars let's you trade "dope" and build your empire!.
Now a native version for the iPhone is available (you will need to have a jailbroken iPhone or iPod Touch).
Now you can deal drugs from the comfort of your home, toilet, privacy wherever you want, and all for FREE!
Don't forget; sell when it's high and buy when it's low, and watch out for the popo!
(via BGR)